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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) 7Part 2 · Chapter 1

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Literature · Humor

The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) 7

Part 2 · Chapter 1

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Oh, if you only knowed how much I like To stand here, when the "old man" ain't around, And watch your soft, white fingers while you pound Away at them there keys! Each time you strike It almost seems to me as though you'd found So me way, while writin' letters, how to play Sweet music on that thing, because the sound Is something I could listen to all day.
You're twenty-five or six, and I'm fourteen, And you don't hardly ever notice me-- But when you do, you call me Willie! Gee, I wisht I'd bundles of the old long green And could be twenty-eight or nine or so, And something happened to your other beau.

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Literature · Humor

The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) 8

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