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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.) 12By James Whitcomb Riley

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Literature · Humor

The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.) 12

By James Whitcomb Riley

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Wunst I sassed my Pa, an' he Won't stand that, an' punished me,-- Nen when he was gone that day, I slipped out an' runned away.
I tooked all my copper-cents, An' clumbed over our back fence In the jimpson-weeds 'at growed Ever'where all down the road.
Nen I got out there, an' nen I runned some--an' runned again When I met a man 'at led A big cow 'at shooked her head.
I went down a long, long lane Where was little pigs a-play'n'; An' a grea'-big pig went "Booh!" An' jumped up, an' skeered me too.
Nen I scampered past, an' they Was somebody hollered "Hey!" An' I ist looked ever'where, An' they was nobody there.
I want to, but I'm 'fraid to try To go back.... An' by-an'-by Somepin' hurts my throat inside-- An' I want my Ma--an' cried.
Nen a grea'-big girl come through Where's a gate, an' telled me who Am I? an' ef I tell where My home's at she'll show me there.
But I couldn't ist but tell What's my name; an' she says well, An' she tooked me up an' says She know where I live, she guess.
Nen she telled me hug wite close Round her neck!--an' off she goes Skippin' up the street! An' nen Purty soon I'm home again.
An' my Ma, when she kissed me, Kissed the big girl too, an' she Kissed me--ef I p'omise shore I won't run away no more!

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Literature · Humor

The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.) 13

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