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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) 9By James Whitcomb Riley

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Literature · Humor

The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) 9

By James Whitcomb Riley

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Ponchus Pilut used to be 1st a Slave, an' now he's free. Slaves wuz on'y ist before The War wuz--an' ain't no more.
He works on our place fer us,-- An' comes here--sometimes he does. He shocks corn an' shucks it.--An' He makes hominy "by han'!"--
Wunst he bringed us some, one trip, Tied up in a piller-slip: Pa says, when Ma cooked it, "MY! This-here's gooder'n you buy!"
Ponchus pats fer me an' sings; An' he says most funny things! Ponchus calls a dish a "deesh"-- Yes, an' he calls fishes "feesh"!
When Ma want him eat wiv us He says, "'Skuse me--'deed you mus'!-- Ponchus know good manners, Miss.-- He aint eat wher' White-folks is!"
'Lindy takes his dinner out Wher' he's workin'--roun' about.-- Wunst he et his dinner, spread In our ole wheel-borry-bed.
Ponchus Pilut says "'at's not His right name,--an' done fergot What his sho'-nuff name is now-- An' don' matter none nohow!"
Yes, an' Ponchus he'ps Pa, too, When our butcherin's to do, An' scalds hogs--an' says "Take care 'Bout it, er you'll set the hair!"
Yes, an' out in our back-yard He he'ps 'Lindy rendur lard; An', wite in the fire there, he Roast' a pig-tail wunst fer me.--
An' ist nen th'ole tavurn-bell Rung, down town, an' he says "Well!-- Hear dat! Lan' o' Canaan, Son, Aint dat bell say 'Pig-tail done!'
--'_Pig-tail done! Go call Son!-- Tell dat Chile dat Pig-tail done!_'"

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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) 10

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