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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) 27By Tom Masson

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Literature · Humor

The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) 27

By Tom Masson

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I turned to the dictionary For a word I couldn't spell, And closed the book when I found it And dipped my pen in the well.
Then I thought to myself, "How was it?" With a sense of inward pain, And still 'twas a little doubtful, So I turned to the book again.
This time I remarked, "How easy!" As I muttered each letter o'er, But when I got to the inkwell 'Twas gone, as it went before.
Then I grabbed that dictionary And I sped its pages through, And under my nose I put it With that doubtful word in view.
I held it down with my body While I gripped that pen quite fast, And I howled, as I traced each letter: "I've got you now, at last!"

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Literature · Humor

The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) 28

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