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Chapter 2

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[Scene-A Dwelling in Rome.]
“My dear sir, it is useless to talk. I haven't anything against you, but I can't let my daughter marry a hash of love, art, and starvation--I believe you have nothing else to offer.”
“Sir, I am poor, I grant you. But is fame nothing? The Hon. Bellamy Foodle of Arkansas says that my new statue of America, is a clever piece of sculpture, and he is satisfied that my name will one day be famous.”
“Bosh! What does that Arkansas ass know about it? Fame's nothing--the market price of your marble scarecrow is the thing to look at. It took you six months to chisel it, and you can't sell it for a hundred dollars. No, sir! Show me fifty thousand dollars and you can have my daughter --otherwise she marries young Simper. You have just six months to raise the money in. Good morning, sir.”
“Alas! Woe is me!”

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Twain — Sketches New and Old (Mark Twain) (author lived 1835–1910). Public Domain. Mark Twain, Sketches New and Old; public domain in the US; text from Project Gutenberg #3189. Source

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