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Nonsense Songs 10Nonsense Botany

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Literature · Humor

Nonsense Songs 10

Nonsense Botany

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NONSENSE ALPHABETS.
A
A was an ant Who seldom stood still, And who made a nice house In the side of a hill.
a! Nice little ant!
B
B was a book With a binding of blue, And pictures and stories For me and for you.
b! Nice little book!
C
C was a cat Who ran after a rat; But his courage did fail When she seized on his tail.
c! Crafty old cat!
D
D was a duck With spots on his back, Who lived in the water, And always said "Quack!"
d! Dear little duck!
E
E was an elephant, Stately and wise: He had tusks and a trunk, And two queer little eyes.
e! Oh, what funny small eyes!
F
F was a fish Who was caught in a net; But he got out again, And is quite alive yet.
f! Lively young fish!
G
G was a goat Who was spotted with brown: When he did not lie still He walked up and down.
g! Good little goat!
H
H was a hat Which was all on one side; Its crown was too high, And its brim was too wide.
h! Oh, what a hat!
I
I was some ice So white and so nice, But which nobody tasted; And so it was wasted.
i! All that good ice!
J
J was a jackdaw Who hopped up and down In the principal street Of a neighboring town.
j! All through the town!
K
K was a kite Which flew out of sight, Above houses so high, Quite into the sky.
k Fly away, kite!
L
L was a light Which burned all the night, And lighted the gloom Of a very dark room.
l! Useful nice light!
M
M was a mill Which stood on a hill, And turned round and round With a loud hummy sound.
m! Useful old mill!
N
N was a net Which was thrown in the sea To catch fish for dinner For you and for me.
n! Nice little net!
O
O was an orange So yellow and round: When it fell off the tree, It fell down to the ground.
o! Down to the ground!
P
P was a pig, Who was not very big; But his tail was too curly, And that made him surly.
p! Cross little pig!
Q
Q was a quail With a very short tail; And he fed upon corn In the evening and morn.
q! Quaint little quail!
R
R was a rabbit, Who had a bad habit Of eating the flowers In gardens and bowers.
r! Naughty fat rabbit!
S
S was the sugar-tongs, Nippity-nee, To take up the sugar To put in our tea.
s! Nippity-nee!
T
T was a tortoise, All yellow and black: He walked slowly away, And he never came back.
t! Torty never came back!
U
U was an urn All polished and bright, And full of hot water At noon and at night.
u! Useful old urn!
V
V was a villa Which stood on a hill, By the side of a river, And close to a mill.
v! Nice little villa!
W
W was a whale With a very long tail, Whose movements were frantic Across the Atlantic.
w! Monstrous old whale!
X
X was King Xerxes, Who, more than all Turks, is Renowned for his fashion Of fury and passion.
x! Angry old Xerxes!
Y
Y was a yew, Which flourished and grew By a quiet abode Near the side of a road.
y! Dark little yew!
Z
Z was some zinc, So shiny and bright, Which caused you to wink In the sun's merry light.
z! Beautiful zinc!
A
a
A was once an apple-pie, Pidy, Widy, Tidy, Pidy, Nice insidy, Apple-pie!
B
b
B was once a little bear, Beary, Wary, Hairy, Beary, Taky cary, Little bear!
C
c
C was once a little cake, Caky, Baky, Maky, Caky, Taky caky, Little cake!
D
d
D was once a little doll, Dolly, Molly, Polly, Nolly, Nursy dolly, Little doll!
E
e
E was once a little eel, Eely, Weely, Peely, Eely, Twirly, tweely, Little eel!
F
f
F was once a little fish, Fishy, Wishy, Squishy, Fishy, In a dishy, Little fish!
G
g
G was once a little goose, Goosy, Moosy, Boosey, Goosey, Waddly-woosy, Little goose!
H
h
H was once a little hen, Henny, Chenny, Tenny, Henny. Eggsy-any, Little hen?
I
i
I was once a bottle of ink Inky, Dinky, Thinky, Inky, Blacky minky, Bottle of ink!
J
j
J was once a jar of jam, Jammy, Mammy, Clammy, Jammy, Sweety, swammy, Jar of jam!
K
k
K was once a little kite, Kity, Whity, Flighty, Kity, Out of sighty, Little kite!
L
l
L was once a little lark, Larky, Marky, Harky, Larky, In the parky, Little lark!
M
m
M was once a little mouse, Mousy, Bousy, Sousy, Mousy, In the housy, Little mouse!
N
n
N was once a little needle, Needly, Tweedly, Threedly, Needly, Wisky, wheedly, Little needle!
O
o
O was once a little owl, Owly, Prowly, Howly, Owly, Browny fowly, Little owl!
P
p
P was once a little pump, Pumpy, Slumpy, Flumpy, Pumpy, Dumpy, thumpy, Little pump!
Q
q
Q was once a little quail, Quaily, Faily, Daily, Quaily, Stumpy-taily, Little quail!
R
r
R was once a little rose, Rosy, Posy, Nosy, Rosy, Blows-y, grows-y, Little rose!
S
s
S was once a little shrimp, Shrimpy, Nimpy, Flimpy, Shrimpy. Jumpy, jimpy, Little shrimp!
T
t
T was once a little thrush, Thrushy, Hushy, Bushy, Thrushy, Flitty, flushy, Little thrush!
U
u
U was once a little urn, Urny, Burny, Turny, Urny, Bubbly, burny, Little urn!
V
v
V was once a little vine, Viny, Winy, Twiny, Viny, Twisty-twiny, Little vine!
W
w
W was once a whale, Whaly, Scaly, Shaly, Whaly, Tumbly-taily, Mighty whale!
X
x
X was once a great king Xerxes, Xerxy, Perxy, Turxy, Xerxy, Linxy, lurxy, Great King Xerxes!
Y
y
Y was once a little yew, Yewdy, Fewdy, Crudy, Yewdy, Growdy, grewdy, Little yew!
Z
z
Z was once a piece of zinc, Tinky, Winky, Blinky, Tinky, Tinkly minky, Piece of zinc!
A
A was an ape, Who stole some white tape, And tied up his toes In four beautiful bows.
a!
Funny old ape!
B
B was a bat, Who slept all the day, And fluttered about When the sun went away.
b!
Brown little bat!
C
C was a camel: You rode on his hump; And if you fell off, You came down such a bump!
c!
What a high camel!
D
D was a dove, Who lived in a wood, With such pretty soft wings, And so gentle and good!
d!
Dear little dove!
E
E was an eagle, Who sat on the rocks, And looked down on the fields And the-far-away flocks.
e!
Beautiful eagle!
F
F was a fan Made of beautiful stuff; And when it was used, It went puffy-puff-puff!
f!
Nice little fan!
G
G was a gooseberry, Perfectly red; To be made into jam, And eaten with bread.
g!
Gooseberry red!
H
H was a heron, Who stood in a stream: The length of his neck And his legs was extreme.
h!
Long-legged heron!
I
I was an inkstand, Which stood on a table, With a nice pen to write with When we are able.
i!
Neat little inkstand!
J
J was a jug, So pretty and white, With fresh water in it At morning and night.
j!
Nice little jug!
K
K was a kingfisher: Quickly he flew, So bright and so pretty!-- Green, purple, and blue.
k!
Kingfisher blue!
L
L was a lily, So white and so sweet! To see it and smell it Was quite a nice treat.
l!
Beautiful lily!
M
M was a man, Who walked round and round; And he wore a long coat That came down to the ground.
m!
Funny old man!
N
N was a nut So smooth and so brown! And when it was ripe, It fell tumble-dum-down.
n!
Nice little nut!
O
O was an oyster, Who lived in his shell: If you let him alone, He felt perfectly well.
o!
Open-mouthed oyster!
P
P was a polly, All red, blue, and green,-- The most beautiful polly That ever was seen.
p!
Poor little polly!
Q
Q was a quill Made into a pen; But I do not know where, And I cannot say when.
q!
Nice little quill!
R
R was a rattlesnake, Rolled up so tight, Those who saw him ran quickly, For fear he should bite.
r!
Rattlesnake bite!
S
S was a screw To screw down a box; And then it was fastened Without any locks.
s!
Valuable screw!
T
T was a thimble, Of silver so bright! When placed on the finger, It fitted so tight!
t!
Nice little thimble!
U
U was an upper-coat, Woolly and warm, To wear over all In the snow or the storm.
u!
What a nice upper-coat!
V
V was a veil With a border upon it, And a ribbon to tie it All round a pink bonnet.
v!
Pretty green veil!
W
W was a watch, Where, in letters of gold, The hour of the day You might always behold.
w!
Beautiful watch!
X
X was King Xerxes, Who wore on his head A mighty large turban, Green, yellow, and red.
x!
Look at King Xerxes!
Y
Y was a yak, From the land of Thibet: Except his white tail, He was all black as jet.
y!
Look at the yak!
Z
Z was a zebra, All striped white and black; And if he were tame, You might ride on his back.
z!
Pretty striped zebra!

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Lear — Nonsense Songs (Edward Lear) (author lived 1812–1888). Public Domain. Edward Lear, Nonsense Songs; public domain in the US; text from Project Gutenberg #13647. Source