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Mr. Punch in the Hunting Field 43His Opinion

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Mr. Punch in the Hunting Field 43

His Opinion

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Jenkinson (to M.F.H., who dislikes being bothered). "What do you think of this horse?" (No answer.) "Bred him myself, you know!"
M.F.H. (looking at horse out of corner of his eye). "Umph! I thought you couldn't have been such a silly idiot as to have bought him!"
THE VOICE OF SPRING
Bibulous Binks. "Gad, it's freezing again!"
WHOSE FAULT?
"He can jump, but he won't!"
A VIEW HALLOO
(Hounds at fault)
Whip (bustling up to young Hodge, who has just begun to wave his cap and sing out lustily). "Now then, where is he?"
Young H. "Yonder, sir! Acomin' across yonder!"
Whip. "Get out, why there ain't no fox there stoopid!"
Young H. "No, sir; but there be our Billy on his jackass!"]

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Anonymous — Mr. Punch in the Hunting Field (Anonymous) (author lived 1871–1949). Public Domain. Anonymous, Mr. Punch in the Hunting Field; public domain in the US; text from Project Gutenberg #39160. Source

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Mr. Punch in the Hunting Field 44

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