Ancient Mariner (to credulous yachtsman). "A'miral Lord Nelson! Bless yer, I knowed him; served under him. Many's the time I've as'ed him for a bit o' 'bacco, as I might be a astin' o' you; and says he, 'Well, I ain't got no 'bacco,' jest as you might say to me; 'but here's a shillin' for yer,' says he"!!
ABOVE BRIDGE BOAT AGROUND OFF CHISWICK
Gallant Member of the L.R.C. "Can I put you ashore, mum?"
"IT'S AN ILL WIND," &c.
Rescuer. "Hold on a bit! I may never get a chance like this again!"
