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Mr. Punch Afloat 51More Hints for Henley

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Mr. Punch Afloat 51

More Hints for Henley

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(For the use of Visitors, Male and Female)
Take an umbrella to keep off the rain--unopened.
Beware of encouraging burnt-cork minstrels, or incurring their resentment.
Remember, it is not every houseboat that is sufficiently hospitable to afford lunch.
After all, a travel down from town in the train is better than the discomforts of dawn on the river in a houseboat.
Six hours of enforced company is a strong order for the best of friends, sometimes leading to incipient enmity.
A canoe for two is a pleasant distraction if the man is equal to keeping from an upset in the water.
Flirting is a not unpleasant accompaniment to an alfresco lunch with well-iced liquids.
If you really wish to make a favourable impression upon everyone, be cheery, contented, good-natured, and, above all, slightly interested in the racing.

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Anonymous — Mr. Punch Afloat (Anonymous) (author lived 1871–1949). Public Domain. Anonymous, Mr. Punch Afloat; public domain in the US; text from Project Gutenberg #40320. Source

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Mr. Punch Afloat 52

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