Henley-on-Thames, July 4.
AQUATICS--A COMFORTABLE RAN-DAN
Jolly Young Waterman. "Holloa! Hi! Police! Back water, Jack! We've got into a nest of swans, and they're a pitchin' into me!"
(Gent thinks he is rowing to the admiration of everybody)
Small Boy. "'Old 'ard, guv'n'r! And take me and my traps acrosst--will yer?"]
MOAN, HEARD ON A RAMSGATE BOAT
"Why didn't we go by rail?"
